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Two gayss, called John and Joe, are in a train compartment with just one other passenger.
"Joe?" asks John. "Do you mind if I fart?"
Joe replies, "Of course not, luvvy! Go ahead!"
And with that John emits a "Pffffffffff!" like an emission of steam, barely audible.
A few minutes later Joe asks, "John? Do you mind I have a little farty poo?"
"No darling!" says Joe.
And John duly replies with a "Psssssssss!" a mere whisper in the air.
The passenger puts down his newspaper and says, "I couldn't help overhearing you two chaps, but would you mind awfully if I had a fart?"
John and Joe reply, "Don't be shy on our part, go ahead!"
And with that the passenger lets out a "HRRRRRMPPPPPHHHHHHFFFFFFFF!", window-rattling, triple salko, 10 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo of a fart with possible follow through!
With that, John turns to Joe and says, "You can always tell a virgin!"
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